Top Ten Marriage Seminar Topics
Wives Wish Their Husbands Could Attend

10. Reasons to Give Flowers.

9. Introduction to Housework.

8. Feelings 101: What They Are and How to Recognize Them in Your Wife.

7. Bathroom Basics for Husbands: Aiming, Seat Management, Flushing and Cleaning.

6. Remote Controls: How to Overcome Your Dependency.

5. How to Act Older than Your Children.

4. Expanding Your Vocabulary: Two New Words: “Thank You”

3. Why Anniversaries are Important.

2. The Subtle Differences Between “Date Night” with Your Wife and Watching “Monday Night Football.”

1. Improving Communication: Going Beyond “Mmmph,” “Fine,” “Yeah,” and “Uh huh.”

Top Ten Marriage Seminar Topics
Husbands Wish Their Wives Could Attend

10. Why Husbands Don’t Want Ties for Christmas.

9. Learning to Kill Spiders and Moths all by Yourself.

8. Remedial Shopping Skills: How to Buy What You Need in Less than 16 Hours.

7. Quick Tips for Bonding with Your Husband: How to Whine Less and Belch More.

6. 3,295 Reasons Why Watching Sports Beats Watching Oprah.

5. Why Wives Are Not Qualified to Handle a Remote Control.

4. Learning to Appreciate Your Husband’s Expanding Waistline.

3. How to Reject the Instinct to Treat Your Husband Like Your Child.

2. The Inner Compass: Why Men Hate Maps.

1. Male Language – Learning the Meanings of “Mmmph,” “Fine,” “Yeah,” and “Uh huh.”